Abuela: mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me: no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela: te parto fruta?
Me: no, gracias.
Abuela: no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me: no abuela.
Abuela: un vaso de agua?
Me: no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela: come mierda pues.
rebeccasallyturner:

jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.


Bitch that’s Mario CART he is giving you a thumbs up cause you abouta DIE run bitch

rebeccasallyturner:

jojokes:

If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.

Bitch that’s Mario CART he is giving you a thumbs up cause you abouta DIE run bitch

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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heyitsmario:

commanderabutt:

poppypicklesticks:

misogyny-mermaid:

machina-rex:

atlasflames:

jillyfishfillet:

it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe

idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear. 

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Or maybe boys wear axe for themselves and don’t need to do things for women’s approval.

 Ooooooooooooooh

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Holy shiiiiiit

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