me nd my cougar gf

me: babe i love your necklace
gf: thats me Life Alert®

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via abendlichter)

fivestupidboys:

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

image

(via being-alone-is-the-key)

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

(via heartless)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via s0-what-if-im-gay)